Facebook is annoying

Facebook is like that annoying kid you ask to stop with the annoying thing but they’re all hopped on sugar or bad parenting or something and they’re somebody else’s kid so you can’t touch them, and it’s a public place so they keep pressing buttons and Daddy’s out back having a smoke trying to remember what peace and quiet tastes like. Is this still annoying? Yes. Is this still annoying? Yes. What city do you live in? Carrying Place. Nope. Yes I do. Not in the database. Then stop asking me. How about Ottawa? STOP ASKING ME.

Also. Facebook Messenger. Who gives a shit? Not this guy. I’m pointing my thumbs at my chest while I type this which is really difficult so respect.