I draw stories.

I make comics, draw illustrations, and write about a miscellany of things.

Morning wood

September 30, 2025 | Miscellany

The knots in the pine table stared accusingly at Parson. He wondered what he ever did to make the table dislike him. He pulled his morning coffee closer.

Maybe it was that time he put the hot lasagna pan on the table without a trivet. It didn’t leave a mark, but it was very hot. Or maybe all the times he spilled his drink, but didn’t clean in the space where the extension goes, so that when he needed to lengthen the table for Thanksgiving or whatever it was all sticky and gross in there. Or maybe all the times the kids stabbed the table with their forks.

“How long will these shrooms last?” thought Parson to himself.

“You’re not on shrooms,” the table growled.

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Fumata and sausages

Fumata and sausages

September 28, 2025 | Miscellany

A nonsensical little free verse my brain spit out while chilling in the backyard waiting for sausages to grill, and staring casually at the passing clouds.

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Sketchbook and hand written first draft of new comic.

Fifty

August 16, 2025 | Miscellany

I turned fifty today! I spent the morning writing, listening to Maiden and generally just being in a good mood. You should try it, it’s a good time.

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A letter from my future self regarding the move

A letter from my future self regarding the move

August 8, 2025 | Miscellany

Hey, it’s me (you), writing from the future! It’s about a month after the move to the new house, and I thought I should check in.

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