Gender specific toys

March 10, 2014 | Blog

My brain reminded me of the time some caveman berated his son for playing with a girl rock, and the boy was looking at the rock wondering “What?” and his cave dad was all “nonono, play with the cave manly rocks over there. Quickly. Before someone sees you.” Then later while the cave boy was using the same rock to smash a mastodon skull, and saving his village, all the other cavemen dads were like “OMG your son is killing that gigantic beast with a girl rock! hahaha” and because they weren’t paying attention a second mastodon walked right up behind them and trampled them all. THIS SHIT NEVER HAPPENED GENDER SPECIFIC TOYS ARE STUPID.

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