Lawn care less

Lawn mower has a new battery, oil change, new spark plugs, new air filter, sharpened blades, and inflated tires. Bought a new grass trimmer today, too. So now I can cut the lawn, you know, ugh, whenever. I don’t know. Sometime? STOP PESTERING ME I’M VERY BUSY SERIOUSLY.

What sucks though, is a riding lawn mower that runs fine in a garage, then refuses to start once outside. What’s great is that it can be coaxed back into operation by what can only be described as “strong threats of tinkering” by a mechanically unskilled owner, over confident in the belief that the problem will be obvious once the ass end of the lawn mower is removed. Runs like a dream now.