An assortment of Christmas thoughts

Enjoy this miscellany of Christmas thoughts sure to brighten even the darkest of holiday attitudes, you Grinch. Chug that nog, Santa’s coming.

• Apparently having the kids compete in a kind of blood sport to earn their gifts Christmas morning is frowned upon.
• Old Krampus hasn’t come and dragged the kids to Hell yet, so I guess Christmas is still on.
• I thought there was something wrong with my tv, but it was just a really long slow motion montage in a Hallmark Christmas movie.
• Did everyone shake down their Christmas trees for squirrels and homeless cats?