Life – Page 7 of 15

Blog posts about life, art, and everything.

Hero to mail carriers everywhere, no doubt

Hero to mail carriers everywhere, no doubt

April 15, 2015 | Miscellany

In the five years we’ve been here Canada Post has never inspected our mail box, because if they had, we would’ve got this notice before now.

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New sump pump day!

New sump pump day!

April 9, 2015 | Miscellany

New sump pump day isn’t celebrated far and wide like those fancy holidays, it’s a local holiday, very local, like only-in-my-house local.

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Who brought the dog?

Who brought the dog?

March 23, 2015 | Miscellany

The girls have been watching Ghostbusters in 1/2 hour chunks before bedtime for the past few nights and now Spare thinks she’s Louis Tully and that’s okay.

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Parenting on snow days

Parenting on snow days

February 2, 2015 | Miscellany

It’s snowing outside, and the buses are cancelled, and you know what that means – a young couple asks for my experience with kids on snow days.

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Douglas Adams on perspective

Douglas Adams on perspective

December 24, 2014 | Miscellany

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and[…]

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Kurt Vonnegut on profanity

Kurt Vonnegut on profanity

December 11, 2014 | Miscellany

…profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant information to close their eyes and ears to you.

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General rule

General rule

November 19, 2014 | Miscellany

I have this general rule that the thing a company became famous for is the only thing you should buy from them. Nowhere is this more true than kids products.

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The world is a lie

The world is a lie

November 12, 2014 | Miscellany

Apparently Curious George isn’t a monkey at all, but a chimp. And Hello Kitty isn’t a cat. I need to lie down.

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Don Draper and George Carlin on language

Don Draper and George Carlin on language

October 28, 2014 | Miscellany

I’m not sure what George Carlin would have have thought of Don Draper, but in this instance I think they might be on the same page.

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Joseph Heller on paranoia

Joseph Heller on paranoia

October 22, 2014 | Miscellany

Watch out behind you it’s Joseph Heller! Haha, just kidding, he’s not behind you, but he did write this great line about paranoia in Catch-22.

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