I draw stories. – Page 36 of 40
I make comics, draw illustrations, and write about a miscellany of things.
The cookroom is on fire
October 19, 2010 | Miscellany
Forthwith the kitchen will no longer be referred to as such, but instead as the cookroom, which is more consistent with the nomenclature of the other rooms.
Storysome
October 4, 2010 | Miscellany
Storysome ought to be a real word. An adjective meaning to cause an anecdote. For example, you might reflect – Those are some storysome stab wounds.
Wide awake at 4:30 am
September 30, 2010 | Miscellany
For your amusement and perhaps even empathy, here is a short list of the dumb things that kept me awake at 4:30 this morning.
Garden gnomes
September 29, 2010 | Miscellany
The garden gnomes tried to get into the house last night. Their hats blew away in the wind, and they got scared. Not enough oatmeal, likely.
Aiden the cat
July 2, 2010 | Miscellany
You beautiful psycho, you manic queen. There will never be another quite like you. Aiden the cat, 1997-2010. Good luck out there buddy.
Murder in the Green Forest
June 16, 2010 | Miscellany
Murder in the Green Forest: Reddy Fox is found dead, and everyone’s a suspect. Seriously, somebody needs to write this.
Dorothy Parker on fame
May 14, 2010 | Miscellany
I’m never going to be famous. […] I don’t do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don’t even do that any more. – Dorthy Parker
Bobby Funke on being misunderstood
March 20, 2010 | Miscellany
Nobody’s misunderstood. That’s just what people say when they don’t like who they are. Bobby Funke, Assassination of a High School President
Albert Munsell in living colour
March 12, 2010 | Miscellany
In the early 20th century, Albert Munsell invented a system for naming colours numerically by hue, value and chroma.
Dream a little dream
January 5, 2010 | Miscellany
I don’t dream often, so last night was a surprise. A ragtag band of heroes bring down a corrupt corporation. Don’t worry, it has a happy ending.