I draw stories. – Page 37 of 40
I make comics, draw illustrations, and write about a miscellany of things.

Quentin Crisp on failure
January 3, 2010 | Miscellany
I don’t know much about Quentin Crisp, but this quote on failure crossed my path and it made me laugh and nod my head.

Saint Nicholas vs Psycho Butcher. Fight!
December 25, 2009 | Miscellany
Okay, the story goes like this: it’s the 4th century, there’s a bit of a famine happening, and there’s this psycho butcher chopping up kids.

Thank Frigg it’s Friday
November 13, 2009 | Miscellany
If you’re keeping some kind of score, you can thank the Norse and Christianity for that lousy week you just had.

Alexander Frehse
October 18, 2009 | Miscellany
A tip of the hat to Alexander Frehse, inventor of the lemon meringue pie, and the subsequent lifetime of desert related over indulgence.

Early morning view from a train station
October 9, 2009 | Miscellany
My thoughts wander briefly while waiting on the platform of the Fallowfield VIA Rail station at 6am in the morning.

Everyone can relax, I found the Ark of the Covenant
August 20, 2009 | Miscellany
As it turns out, the Ark of the Covenant wasn’t so much lost as it was misplaced behind my furnace under a pile of vintage Playboy, and Molson stubbies.[…]

Pecan butter tart
June 24, 2009 | Miscellany
This is a true story about a pecan tart, morality probably, and sharing etiquette. It’s also very important if you like pecan tarts.


Locked in a beer cooler
June 8, 2006 | Miscellany
Have a seat, grab a snack, and let me tell you the story of that time I was locked in a commercial beer cooler.

Locked in a room
May 22, 2006 | Miscellany
I got to thinking about the times I have been trapped in locked rooms without air ducts. It’s happened more times than you think.