I draw stories. – Page 29 of 40
I make comics, draw illustrations, and write about a miscellany of things.

Douglas Adams on perspective
December 24, 2014 | Miscellany
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and[…]

Kurt Vonnegut on profanity
December 11, 2014 | Miscellany
…profanity and obscenity entitle people who don’t want unpleasant information to close their eyes and ears to you.

General rule
November 19, 2014 | Miscellany
I have this general rule that the thing a company became famous for is the only thing you should buy from them. Nowhere is this more true than kids products.

The world is a lie
November 12, 2014 | Miscellany
Apparently Curious George isn’t a monkey at all, but a chimp. And Hello Kitty isn’t a cat. I need to lie down.

Don Draper and George Carlin on language
October 28, 2014 | Miscellany
I’m not sure what George Carlin would have have thought of Don Draper, but in this instance I think they might be on the same page.

Joseph Heller on paranoia
October 22, 2014 | Miscellany
Watch out behind you it’s Joseph Heller! Haha, just kidding, he’s not behind you, but he did write this great line about paranoia in Catch-22.

Spring flowers art print
October 7, 2014 | Miscellany
Digital art print showing an assortment of colourful spring flowers, labeled unscientifically, and illustratively titled.

Facebook is annoying
August 8, 2014 | Miscellany
Facebook is like that annoying kid you ask to stop with the annoying thing but they’re all hopped on sugar or bad parenting and they keep pressing buttons.

The knack to flying
June 25, 2014 | Miscellany
The Guide says there is an art to flying […] or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. – Douglas Adams

Dress codes
June 4, 2014 | Miscellany
Did we have dress codes in high school? We must have. I don’t recall anyone being sent home because of their attire, and we all dressed like homeless people.